March 2009
2 posts
February 2009
22 posts
Dirty-dancing students pwn their principal →
Principal tries to talk to two boys about their behavior, gets owned.
Very funny shit.
Slut Teacup →
Slut teacup by trixiedelicious on Etsy. It will be mine.
"I Already Roofied Myself" Mug →
Since someone at work stole my ‘Office Tramp’ mug some time ago, this could be a worthy replacement …
Fuck My Life - Your everyday life stories. →
“Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was tranny-night. FML”
“Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $13/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. FML”
“Today, my friend...
Яolcats →
English Translations of Eastern Bloc Lolcats
Cute With Chris: Formal Cat Portraits →
Some awesomely-awkward photos here, such as this one:
Checking in ...
A guy checked into a hotel and said to the receptionist, “I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.”
“No,” she said, “it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.”
from Bits & Pieces
One Sentence →
This website encourages people to tell a true story from their lives in just one sentence. Some great stories here.
“When I was little, my older brother had me convinced that the members of Hootie and the Blowfish were named Hootie, And, The, and Blowfish.”
“I woke up the second day of Spring Break with a Girls Gone Wild shirt on.”
“Somewhere in the Colorado penal...
January 2009
19 posts
Rap represented in mathematical charts and graphs →
An oldie but a goodie. Better than any of the crap that’s on GraphJam these days.
Bacon Dog Costume on Bacon Today →
If Movie Posters Were Honest - HolyTaco.com →
Chinese New Year - Welcoming the Ox - The Big... →
Some really beautiful photos here…
When Your Credit Card Signature Fun Backfires →
“Bored chap notices you don’t have to write your signature perfectly on those credit card checking machines. So he decides to see how far he can push things…”
Bar curtain made from plastic horses →
WANT.
The Inauguration of President Barack Obama - The... →
Some amazing photos here…
The day is ... →
Saturday 17th of January is …
* but another passing moment in the swift river of time.
* monkey fisting day
* the day I typed some rubbish into a website at 5am
* rubbish telly day
… or whatever you want it to be really, on this site.
Sexual harrassment training seminar at my work
The question is, what to wear? Chris has suggested this awesome tee:
Or maybe something along these lines?
I may just go with my classic tee, ‘Lucinda’s Massage Parlour and Escort Agency - classy ladies for discerining gentlemen’. Yes, it does actually exist, I bought it on eBay a couple of years ago. Clearly something about the name Lucinda just screams ‘escort...
Norwegian female poker prodigy in town for Aussie... →
I love this girl — I have been reading about her in poker magazines for a few months now. Annette is proof that women can not only play aggressive poker but make millions of dollars at it.
She has won online poker tournaments with bits of tape across her screen so that she can’t even see what cards she has; she simply wins by being good at reading people and being relentlessly...
Girls and Corpses →
The title says it all really. Awesome site; thanks to Matt for this one.
What the real crisis is like! →
Amazing! And I thought it only got this bad in Soviet Russia…
dhotson:
Paying cash in Zimbabwe where everyone is a billionaire!
December 2008
13 posts
Last 30 images uploaded to Livejournal →
This site shows the latest 30 images uploaded by Livejournal users. Pretty interesting stuff every time you refresh. Every page I’ve looked at so far as featured porn, a cake, and pics from the movie Twilight.
Two-headed taxidermy bird on eBay →
Found this while looking on eBay for Christmas gifts today.
The same seller has listed a bunch of other mutant taxidermies: Two-headed pigeon Two-headed turkey chick Cyclops chicken Bird/chick hybrid
Something Awful: MySpace SWAT →
This is really old now, but still very very funny.
Turbaconducken (Turducken Wrapped in Bacon) →
“Just in time for the winter season comes a recipe that is sure to bring bacon lovers some warm holiday cheer. Turbaconducken. That’s right — a chicken stuffed in duck stuffed in a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.”
I also love the fact that there exists a website called ‘Bacon Today’.
